Thursday, December 29, 2011

That Caps It

Men who wear baseball caps, be they bald or not, should know that women regard the wearing of them, other than at games or picnics, in about the same esteem as men enjoy seeing their ladies in hot hair rollers. Nothing turns women off so much as a well worn cap on a male head entering a restaurant. And never mind the lines about  how long he has supported the team or that it is his "lucky" cap or that ha ha, it is the only thing that holds his brain in,  it stays wrong.  Meeting a guy for the first time, coffee date all arranged, and what does he turn up in? A baseball cap. No matter how nice the cashmere sweater and the Gucci loafers, the cap kills it.  It doesn't matter if you are George or Brad or Bieber, caps must go. And turning them back to front other than doing a moon walk on the side walk, doesn't work either. Not cool.  Real woman like real men, not little boys with beanies.

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