Tilt And Toss

There are many gambits to flirtation, but the most charming sort is the hair and head "tilt and toss". While some use merely the tilt and not the toss, usually due to over-shortness of hair-supply in spite of clip-in extensions, there is nothing quite as effective as both T and T. The tilt can be used by the neatly trimmed sporty sorts while using the eyes as a complimentary enhancement. This is done by waiting for an appropriate moment and then coyly bending the head to one side and peering promisingly into another's eyes.  While it is adequate during flirtation, it is only a temporary measure to the ambition of full engagement. And then we have the hair-toss without the tilt, that is practiced mostly by tanned blonds on sunny California sidewalks and beaches. The toss is best displayed in full sunlight for it causes the tresses to glisten as the rays playfully cavort amongst the strands. However, combining the two stratagems, both tilt and toss, we witness the epitome of perfection. Here not only does the performer use the means of the angle that defies normal gravity, he/she adds motion as well.  Asymmetry does have its methods of intrigue. Of course, these ploys must have accompanying aids. Being in the right place at the right time is not all. One must add the necessary accoutrement's to give the full effect to the T and T, to "bring home the bacon", so to speak. A good shampoo and hair style are essential. Add shine to the hair and make sure it is long enough for the toss and then practice regularly until the strands fling out and far. Curly-haired folk need to invest in hot irons to get this right. Caution: always take care with the neck movement. You need the neck for the tilt portion of the exercise. Once you have the correct stance and hair, the right kind of tilt comes next. Again, the mirror as abettor works best, especially the full-length variety - the mirror, that is. This is a whole body endeavor. After perfecting the T and T to a maximum degree, you are ready to enter the real world to try out your new-found talent. At first, you may be regarded as odd but gradually you will, with practice, find your own level of competence. Warning: this advice will not be responsible for damaged vertebrae or incomplete relationships.